Responding on the multiple requests.. we now offer to you ITALIAN SWEARWORDS!!!

The Italian language always sounds or nice or very aggressive (if you have ever been in Italy, you must have seen the aggressive swearing in traffic). This time we will go all Italian and show you 7 Italian swearword tutorials!! Always good to know for funny or reallife situations! 

And you may or you may not have missed us but…. JENNY AND LISA are back again as your teachers! 

Lesson 1 “Stronzo” - Link to Lesson 1 

Lesson 2 “Vaffanculo” - Link to Lesson 2

Lesson 3 “Testa di cazzo” - Link to Lesson 3 

Lesson 4 “Cazzo” - Link to Lesson 4

Lesson 5 “Figlio di puttana” - Link to Lesson 5 

Lesson 6 “Minchia” - Link to Lesson 6 

Lesson 7 “Bastardo” - Link to Lesson 7 

Do you have any suggestions for other swearword tutorials!? Let us know!! 

DISCOVERY OF THE WEEK

We’ve found a new artist of the week and we (except for Lasse) LOVE IT!!! Look at these cute, ‘innocent’ but still very much flirty paintings! How can you not like these? I would like to have one or a couple of them and put them on my wall but how to pick them? 

The artist lives and works in Brooklyn, New York and calls herself Pinkytoast. Her paintings are mainly of dolls with sour pouts, big eyes and baby doll dresses. 

You can find all her artwork on HER WEBSITE or on HER FLICKR

(Source: turquotictemptress)

That one day of the week that everyone just ‘dislikes’ (= hates) … MONDAYS! We are pretty sure that you’ve all had that feeling that you just don’t want the week to start as you have too many deadlines, meetings, assignments or other obligations. This is typical a case of the Mondays! 

BUT!! Thank god for the Internet as there are some things online which can make you feel better for at least a moment!! 

1. Go to THIS WEBSITE and click on the magic button everything will be OK! 

2. Rain - it can make you feel better or at least feel relaxed for a moment.THIS WEBSITE is ideal for a rainy mood  

                                                   

3. Slow Loris: are you not familiar with this animal?! Watch THIS VIDEO and sure that they will lighten your day 

4. THIS VIDEO of 3 grown-up guys dancing will definitely make you laugh - just see yourself! 

5. Maybe you love them.. maybe you don’t but we guarantee a laugh on your face with THIS VIDEO of 4 laughing babies

Do you have any other tips!? Share by commenting! 

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We found this delicious recipe for lazy sunday cooking! Guys it looks really good! 

You can have it as “salad” or as the main course.. maybe ad chicken an bread too or spice it up with a personal note.. Tell us how if like it or what you have done to modify it! Enjoy :)

(Source: thekitchn.com)

A common and well known internet disease: “Attention-Whore-itis”, carried mainly by the species of Attention Whores (homo agnitio agnitius) and spreading quickly..

We all know at least one of them don’t we?   

What status updates have you been suffering from?

Let us know and create your own Annoying Facebook Girl !!

Learn more about Attention Whores! Their Anatomy, Behavior & Habit as well as notable Subspecies..

When going out, nobody wants to be the designated driver. But there is another title that you definitely want to avoid, being the “designated sober person” taking care of your drunk friends. However, you might end up in this situation from time to time so what do you do? Well, taking care of a drunk friend is much like taking care of a baby. Same rules apply.

1. They spit up

After eating or drinking babies need to burp and also they might spit up. Keeping a towel nearby might be a good idea. Like babies, drunks also have to burp now and then and they might spit up too (also known as puking). Keep a towel nearby if they puke all over your shoes or something.

2. They cry

As well as babies, drunks might cry. But when they cry, it doesn’t always mean there’s something wrong. Relax and nurse them as good as you can. They might just be hungry, gassy or perhaps they pooped their pants. When handling babies/drunks, remember crying is not dying.

3. Not developed motor skill

Babies and drunks might fall now and then because their motor skills are not so well developed yet. If they start crying, a smile and a “here you go, on your feet” goes a long way.

4. Can’t hold their own head

If they are very small or really drunk, they might not be able to hold their own head. When holding them, try and support their heads or it will turn from side to side (Drunks might puke this way so avoid that!)

5. Remember to enjoy them

Yeah they might be annoying, but holding a baby (or a drunk) is a truly incredible thing. Look at their face, the childish way of perceiving the world, the curiosity. It’s beautiful actually, remember to enjoy it. Perhaps take some pictures, it’s always fun to watch when they grow up (sober up).

adhibition asked: Guys, could you recommend a good place in Copenhagen city centre (perhaps with live music) just to have a drink, sit and talk? Or maybe good coffee place. Thank you in advance!

Sure. You should definitely try a cup of coffee at “Kaffe” on istedgade, not your regular corporate coffee place. Google Maps. 

Try the bars/cafés at Blågårdsgade. Very chill and not so tourist like. Perhaps “Harbo bar” Google Maps

Let us know how it was!!! :D 

Are you speechless when someone spills their beer all over your lederhosen, or cheat when waiting in line for Eisbein mit Sauerkraut? Well fear not my friend, now you have the chance to learn how to swear in German. It’s time for our weekly-swear-tutorial.

Lesson 1 “Schweinehund” - Link to Lesson 1

Lesson 2 “Scheisse!” - Link to Lesson 2

Lesson 3 “Gesichts-Elfmeter” - Link to Lesson 3

Lesson 4 “Fotze” - Link to Lesson 4

Lesson 5 “Fick dich ins Knie!” - Link to Lesson 5

Lesson 6 “Arschlochkind” - Link to Lesson 6

Lesson 7 “Hurensohn” - Link to Lesson 7

Lesson 8 “Wichser” - Link to Lesson 8

So, your Valentines-date didn’t go so well? Did you propose to her, did you get wasted, would she never just stop talking(!), did you “forget” your wallet or did your date spend too much time on the smartphone??

No worries, we’ll help you recover!

First of all, go easy on yourself! Everyone has bad dates sometimes. And you can learn from the bad dates! 

Secondly, laugh about it! It’s not like your life is over just from a bad date! But wait a while before going out on a date again, so you have time to recover and feel good about yourself and the whole dating situation again.

Thirdly, eat icecreme, greasy french fries and all you favorite candy! Makes it easier to laugh about the crappy date!

When you feel good again, you need to figure out if you are prepared to go on a date with the same person again, or not. If you are, then you need to do some damage-control!

It’s important that you don’t go call him/her imediately! The worst thing, is to seem needy!! And come to terms that it might not be that bad. And make sure to be yourself. One of the worst things to do is to act differently than you normal self.. Very cliche, but still oh so very true!

When you meet your date again, make sure to make a good second impression. Be confident, apologize if necessary, and for Gods sake, brush your teeth!

If the date is really that bad again, sabotage it! Start talking, and literally never stop! Or ask him/her if they have been adopted by aliens too.. Or simply just tell the truth - that this isn’t working for you!

Helpfull? Let us know!

Valentine’s Day - It is difficult to miss as it is everywhere around you! But what are your plans? Depending on your mood take a look at our different playlists described below:

• Mood: Ugh damn it’s Valentine’s Day

You don’t feel like doing anything special today/tonight and you are done with all the people who are crazy happy with each other and are taking it even one step further on this day! The best solution is to listen to our Anti-Valentine’s Day Playlist - a playlist without any songs about how fun it is to be in love! 

Click here for the link! 

• Mood: Finally! Valentine’s Day!!!

You have been looking forward to this day as you are in love or in a great relationship and feel on top of the world! Maybe you have some nice plans with someone you like and want to get in the mood or you have a dinner at home with your partner. Then you should have the best music on, you can find this in our Valentine’s Day Playlist - a playlist with all love songs! 

Click here for the link! 

OK - Here it is again.. tomorrow it is Valentine’s Day! A highly overrated and commercial holiday. It is about selling cards, flowers, candy, and diamond jewelry - Think of all the money you are saving by just being an Anti-Valentine!

As it still might get to you, here are some tips to have a great “No-Valentine-Day”: 

1. Remember that being single is fabulous. There’s no lying, you can flirt all that you want and don’t have to be hold accountable for it - you can do completely your own thing! Who wouldn’t want these endless opportunities?  
2. Enjoy being single and go to the gym - that’s where you can find a lot (well toned) other singles spending their time working out and it is not a typical spot where you risk running into couples.
3. Be your own Valentine, buy yourself candy, flowers and just treat yourself good - take a nice, long bubble bath, maybe while listening to a great album. 
4. Prank people: Send anonym Valentines-cards to your friends and see what happens - you might actually start something with this prank if they react by walking up to a guy/girl they are suspecting to be the sender of the card.
5. Organize a Battle of the Sexes: Round up a group of single friends (don’t forget to invite your and your friends’ crushes, of course) and play a boys-versus-girls game of bowling, putt putt or Wii. You might be single for now, but who knows what a fun day of competition might cook up.
6. Book a table at a nice restaurant for your best friends and you. Dress up, feel special and just have a great time together.
7. Have an eye-candy marathon! Rent your fav celebrity crush’s movies (or TV series too!) and treat yourself to some fun and drooling. You might want to avoid lovey dovey bullshit though..

No idea what to watch on your lazy Sunday? As a response on a request we will look at some indie movies as why would you watch another big Hollywoodblockbuster.. if you can also watch an indie movie - independent movie made with smaller budgets and often with a more special story. 

Here are some ideas/tips for indie movies!

Beautiful Kate - Ned Kendall is returning to the isolated house he grew up in to bring a last visit to his dying father who is being take care of by his younger sister. He brings his fiancee but when he is back all the memories from his twin sister Kate come back and he relives the last summer they have been together. (link to TRAILER)

Moon - Sam Bell is working all alone on the moon accompanied with a robot called GERTY. Sam has a three year contract to fulfil but in his last two weeks he starts hallucinating and crashes. When he wakes up he doesn’t remember a thing but GERTY tells this is normal.. however, when Sam finds someone who is hurt and discovers it is himself things become unclear for him. (link to TRAILER)

Transamerica - Bree is a transsexual woman, who gets a call from jail from her long-lost son. To get her vaginoplasty she needs to accept the past and she bails her son out and goes on a roadtrip with him.. (link to TRAILER)

ENJOY!! And if you have any movie tips please share by commenting! 

Hej Guys and Girls,

need some heads up on lazyness? Check out what our memes have to say about that!

The Foul Bachelor Frog

…and for the “Ladies” the Foul Bachelorette Frog

Create your own Foul Bachelor Frog or Foul Bachelorette Frog and post them here!!

For all you single people out there, here we give you some tips to spot the perfect wingman/ wingwoman for your Pick Up missions! Its essential to find the perfect wing-match (even if it only lasts for one night!).

Here are some important tips!! 

1. The wingman/wingwoman should be as good looking as you - you don’t want to be striked out be the other person, neither seem like a loser hanging out with your loser friend! Also, it’s easiest if the wing is a close friend, then you’ll work better together and can communicate under cover.

Also, the wing should keep you presentable at all times - tell you if a booger is hanging out your nose, if your breath is bad or if you’re getting too drunk to actually complete the night!

2. The wing has to understand his/her mission! The wing needs to know that it’s YOU who are looking for a match tonight, and that he/she is there to help YOU, interfere when needed or break awkward silence.

3. A good wing reads the terrain - searches for the hot girls or handsome guys. But also lets you know if your barking up the wrong tree… You don’t wanna waist your time!

4. The wing is not affraid to take action. We all know the story of American Pie 2 when Oz (Chris Klein) picks up girls on the beach by landing in the middle of them catching a football! That’s how you do it! Take one for the team!

5. Essential for the wing, is that the wing sacrifises him/herself and takes the loser friend of your target. This is known as dropping on the grenade or taking a bullet.

6. The wing should pump you up with confidence! Tell you how awesome you are, perhaps by quoting inspirational speeches from mediocre actions movies. A lack of confidence is the absolute enemy of success.

7. Last but not least, the wing should help keeping other intruders/wings/friends/c*ckblockers away when you are just about to seal the deal! 

One thing all should remember - the job as wingman/ wingwoman is a returnable guesture, so you need to help your friends too!

Happy hunting (and let us know how it works out!)

You want to get drunk.. but for some reason you are short in money (being a student in Scandinavia, no job, shopped too much, etc)! What to do!?!? 

Here are some tips and tricks about how to get drunk in a cheap way. 

1. Can’t afford hard liquer? Go for strong beer (available with 10%) and X-Strong Cider (7%). Those save you from the need of buying something to mix as you can drink them as they are: sparkly and tasty!

Drinks with carbon dioxide (bubbly /sparkling) like that, whiskey and soda or champagne get into the system quicker as well.

2. OK guys- be prepared this is only for the really really desperate… well.. there is a reason why doctors prescribe suppositories… -watch a Gastroenterologist explain it to you!

3. Do not eat fat greasy food during the day - in this way the alcohol will kick in faster- fat and carbohydrates increase your bloodsugar and retard absorption! 

Getting too drunk? Eat greasy food or bread, this will absorb the alcohol like a sponge and you will sober up easier! 

4. For the girls: It may be a bit cheap - but - Look drop dead gorgeous and talk to some guys! Do we need to say more? Guaranteed that in no time they will offer you a drink! 

5. Make your own alcohol! we all have done it by accident - time to make it real! It only requires simple ingredients and some cheap tools. Done right, you can make a gallon (3.8 liters) of alcohol in less than a week- no cooking or filtering required!

How to Make Your Own Alcohol 

How to Make Your Own Fruit Juice Alcohol 

How to Make Alcohol From Apple Juice

6. The ABSOLUTELY cheapest way to get drunk: Getting drunk without drinking!!

Watch THIS  ”Have-no-hangover-guarantee” !!

And the weirdest thing about it- it actually WORKS!! While trying it we actually felt good- like after a nice cold can of cider!

BUT: (Reminder: Drink and Party responsibly!!).