Had an awesome time partying this weekend?? Well then you most likely met this fellow..Scumbag Alcohol!

Met that scumbag? 

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Wondering what to serve your guests at your pre-party? We found a website called Cooking With Booze which focus on… well cooking with booze..

Try their pioneer recipe: Salmon nests with vodka. Yum :)

Ingredients

• 5 sheets phyllo pastry
• 3 Tbsp (45 mL) melted butter
• 3 Tbsp (45 mL) extra virgin olive oil
• 2 Tbsp (25 mL) fresh lemon juice
• 2 Tbsp (25 mL) vodka
• 2 tsp (10 mL) Worcestershire sauce
• 1/2 tsp (2 mL) cayenne
• 1/2 lb (250 g) thin-sliced smoked salmon, coarsely chopped
• 3 Tbsp (45 mL) red onion, minced
• 1 Tbsp (15 mL) capers
• 1 cup (250 mL) fresh dill, chopped

Method
 

1. Preheat oven to 180°C. Coat 4 medium-sized ramekins (175 mL) or muffin tins with cooking spray or melted butter.
2. Brush each sheet of Phyllo with melted butter and stack one on top of the other. Cut phyllo layers into 4 equal squares and place each stack into a ramekin. Bake for 15 minutes or until edges are golden and pastry is crisp throughout. Remove from oven and place ramekins on rack to cool.
3. In a small bowl, combine olive oil, lemon juice, vodka, Worcestershire sauce and cayenne. Set aside. In a medium bowl, combine salmon, onion and capers. Add olive oil mixture and dill and toss well to combine.
4. Remove phyllo cups from ramekins. Fill cups with salmon mixture and serve.

For all you single people out there, here we give you some tips to spot the perfect wingman/ wingwoman for your Pick Up missions! Its essential to find the perfect wing-match (even if it only lasts for one night!).

Here are some important tips!! 

1. The wingman/wingwoman should be as good looking as you - you don’t want to be striked out be the other person, neither seem like a loser hanging out with your loser friend! Also, it’s easiest if the wing is a close friend, then you’ll work better together and can communicate under cover.

Also, the wing should keep you presentable at all times - tell you if a booger is hanging out your nose, if your breath is bad or if you’re getting too drunk to actually complete the night!

2. The wing has to understand his/her mission! The wing needs to know that it’s YOU who are looking for a match tonight, and that he/she is there to help YOU, interfere when needed or break awkward silence.

3. A good wing reads the terrain - searches for the hot girls or handsome guys. But also lets you know if your barking up the wrong tree… You don’t wanna waist your time!

4. The wing is not affraid to take action. We all know the story of American Pie 2 when Oz (Chris Klein) picks up girls on the beach by landing in the middle of them catching a football! That’s how you do it! Take one for the team!

5. Essential for the wing, is that the wing sacrifises him/herself and takes the loser friend of your target. This is known as dropping on the grenade or taking a bullet.

6. The wing should pump you up with confidence! Tell you how awesome you are, perhaps by quoting inspirational speeches from mediocre actions movies. A lack of confidence is the absolute enemy of success.

7. Last but not least, the wing should help keeping other intruders/wings/friends/c*ckblockers away when you are just about to seal the deal! 

One thing all should remember - the job as wingman/ wingwoman is a returnable guesture, so you need to help your friends too!

Happy hunting (and let us know how it works out!)

You want to get drunk.. but for some reason you are short in money (being a student in Scandinavia, no job, shopped too much, etc)! What to do!?!? 

Here are some tips and tricks about how to get drunk in a cheap way. 

1. Can’t afford hard liquer? Go for strong beer (available with 10%) and X-Strong Cider (7%). Those save you from the need of buying something to mix as you can drink them as they are: sparkly and tasty!

Drinks with carbon dioxide (bubbly /sparkling) like that, whiskey and soda or champagne get into the system quicker as well.

2. OK guys- be prepared this is only for the really really desperate… well.. there is a reason why doctors prescribe suppositories… -watch a Gastroenterologist explain it to you!

3. Do not eat fat greasy food during the day - in this way the alcohol will kick in faster- fat and carbohydrates increase your bloodsugar and retard absorption! 

Getting too drunk? Eat greasy food or bread, this will absorb the alcohol like a sponge and you will sober up easier! 

4. For the girls: It may be a bit cheap - but - Look drop dead gorgeous and talk to some guys! Do we need to say more? Guaranteed that in no time they will offer you a drink! 

5. Make your own alcohol! we all have done it by accident - time to make it real! It only requires simple ingredients and some cheap tools. Done right, you can make a gallon (3.8 liters) of alcohol in less than a week- no cooking or filtering required!

How to Make Your Own Alcohol 

How to Make Your Own Fruit Juice Alcohol 

How to Make Alcohol From Apple Juice

6. The ABSOLUTELY cheapest way to get drunk: Getting drunk without drinking!!

Watch THIS  ”Have-no-hangover-guarantee” !!

And the weirdest thing about it- it actually WORKS!! While trying it we actually felt good- like after a nice cold can of cider!

BUT: (Reminder: Drink and Party responsibly!!). 

Partying in Copenhagen.. but where to go!? The bars are hard to rank as there’s something for everyone, but we have decided to take prices into account as well. So, we proudly present:

1. Basement Bar (LINK) - Go here for the best bartenders, prices and music! It’s a small place with a great atmosphere! Request songs, sing along and dance the Macarena (even on tables). The bar looks somewhat trashy, but who cares when you can party like a rockstar!

Betina has hands-on experience and spent most of 2009/10 there.

For smokers - it’s one of the only bars in the area where you can smoke in-doors, but they have good air condition so it isn’t so bad (especially if you had a shot or ten). 

2. Hornsleth Bar (LINK) - is a very peculiar place! The name comes from a Danish artist that makes quite pornographic pictures, which sets the decoration of the bar!

They have great drinks, but not as student-friendly prices as Basement. A popular place where we (Lisa, Jenny, Lasse and Betina) have all been partying together, and had the best time. It’s a popular place and you are guaranteed to find handsome looking guys and girls there. 

3. Simpelt V (LINK) - Located in Vesterbro, the kind of trashy but still hip part of Copenhagen, this is the place to go if you not into sipping champagne and expensive cocktails. The bar is reasonably priced, they only play rock music and you can smoke there as well.

We recommend you go order a Russian Cocaine shot which is their specialty. (it’s like a tequila shot, but with Kahlua, vodka, coffee and lime).

4. 1105 (LINK) - is THE place if you feel like giving yourself a treat! They have THE BEST cocktails in town (and awards proving that)! But, but, but, the prices are starting from 100 Dkr. for one cocktail (which always contains minimum 4 cl of alcohol). TIP: try the Cucumber Yum Yum, which surprisingly actually tastes like cucumber…

5. Charlies Bar Copenhagen (LINK) - If you are a beer-enthusiastic you wanna go here! They have all sorts of beer and serve them the way they are supposed to be served! It’s a very small bar, but oh so cosy. And… They have the “Michelin star” of bars, as the only ones (bar-wise) in Copenhagen! So truly worth a visit!! 

We have heard them.. we have used them..and they are always tricky;

pick-up-lines!

So check the nasty Pick-up-line Panda as a warning or for (fun) inspiration!

What’s your favorite Line? Or are you just a natural? Share with us!!!

You can also generate your own Pick up line Panda with “MemeGenerator”.. check it out ! 

It’s time to pre-party so get ready while listening to some of our favourite songs!! 

We definitely need a drink right now - thus let the music play and start the party!

Follow THIS link for over 3 hours of up-to-date to classic tracks from ‘I’m sexy and I know it’ to ‘I like big buts’! 

A great way to stir up your way too serious study life is to host a dinner party, but there are some elements that you must not forget!

 

1. Make sure you have enough chairs, or you will end up having to do the Chair Dance (Musical Chairs) all night long.
2. Make some good food – to set the basis for step 3 (see below for recipe)
3. Buy enough alcohol! No additional explanation needed!
4. Have funny features – ice cubes shaped like penises or the like, glittery straws, playing cards and dices for drinking games.
5. Have some good drinking games ready! We can recommend Seven-Eleven, Kings Cup, Fuck the Dealer and Pyramid.
6. Make dip! Lots of dip! And buy some chips… Because, you know, drunks always get a craving for that stuff.
7. Have a party playlist. Spotify won’t do, as commercials are party-poopers. If you don’t have iTunes, you can make playlists at YouTube, which works fine (funny music videos are also good for people who get bored easily). If you plan to party, we will upload a playlist tomorrow!
8. Put on your best party outfit, and look good on the pictures! (it’s always a bitch to see butt-ugly pictures the morning after on Facebook - be the Barney Stinson of your group!)
9. Have some markers… When somebody gets too drunk, they won’t notice their newly drawn moustache and glasses…
10. Take an aspirin (or five) before going to bed.

When following these steps, you should be ready to host a great party!

 

Recipe:

Salmon Lasagna for 8-10 persons:

• 8 filets of salmon (frozen works fine)
• 500 g Spinach (frozen works fine) (you can add green peppers, pies or other green vegetables if you like)
• 1-1½ big onion
• 2-3 cloves of garlic
• 1 L mornay sauce (see here if you cannot find it in your grocery market)
• Extra muscat nut, salt and pepper for seasoning
• Cheese for topping
• Lasagna sheets

Chop salmon in small pieces. Mix spinach, chopped onion, pressed garlic in a casserole. When the onions are soft, add mornay sauce, salt and pepper. Make layers of sauce, lasagne sheets, salmon and sauce in that order. Finish with cheese. Bake in 200°C for 30-35 minutes. Serve with good bread and a salad.

Bon appétit.