For all you single people out there, here we give you some tips to spot the perfect wingman/ wingwoman for your Pick Up missions! Its essential to find the perfect wing-match (even if it only lasts for one night!).
Here are some important tips!!
1. The wingman/wingwoman should be as good looking as you - you don’t want to be striked out be the other person, neither seem like a loser hanging out with your loser friend! Also, it’s easiest if the wing is a close friend, then you’ll work better together and can communicate under cover.
Also, the wing should keep you presentable at all times - tell you if a booger is hanging out your nose, if your breath is bad or if you’re getting too drunk to actually complete the night!
2. The wing has to understand his/her mission! The wing needs to know that it’s YOU who are looking for a match tonight, and that he/she is there to help YOU, interfere when needed or break awkward silence.
3. A good wing reads the terrain - searches for the hot girls or handsome guys. But also lets you know if your barking up the wrong tree… You don’t wanna waist your time!
4. The wing is not affraid to take action. We all know the story of American Pie 2 when Oz (Chris Klein) picks up girls on the beach by landing in the middle of them catching a football! That’s how you do it! Take one for the team!
5. Essential for the wing, is that the wing sacrifises him/herself and takes the loser friend of your target. This is known as dropping on the grenade or taking a bullet.
6. The wing should pump you up with confidence! Tell you how awesome you are, perhaps by quoting inspirational speeches from mediocre actions movies. A lack of confidence is the absolute enemy of success.
7. Last but not least, the wing should help keeping other intruders/wings/friends/c*ckblockers away when you are just about to seal the deal!
One thing all should remember - the job as wingman/ wingwoman is a returnable guesture, so you need to help your friends too!
Happy hunting (and let us know how it works out!)